Dis ya ting yah, dis all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mash up di best fruit an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Mi seh a good drink pon weekend night? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some bwoy tink rum only good for partying. But dis rum, it got soul. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh see di rum, remember dat: Ka